The King of Dragons

A long time ago in a medieval kingdom far,far away......

There lived a dragon named Smoog. He was known for being very brave he fought goblins, trained gryphons, and can even burp the whole alphabet without throwing up. His favorite things to do were read fairy tales and watch his favorite show, Once Upon a Time. His favorite character was Maleficent because he is a big fan of shapeshifters (especially dragon-like ones). One day, Smoog was reading the story of Hercules and said,

"Man, I wish I could be a hero like Hercules. With movies like Lord of the Rings, dragons are stereotyped as villains. I wish I could show the world I am a good guy,". Then he saw the Paper Fairy, a fairy who carries newspaper and the headline said "A Black Knight has kidnapped a princess in the medieval city of Spamalot,".

"I know, I could totally save that princess!" Smoog thought. So he flew all the way out of Versionia 121, until he got to Spamalot. The first thing he did was go to King Arthur, who was reading an Arthur book, of course.

"Hey, King Arthur. Would you mind if a dragon saved your daughter?" Smoog asked him.

"Please be careful, dragon. I hear the Black Knight is incredibly evil and he HATES dragons. Also, to get to him you must go through a dungeon filled with every mythical creature ever," King Arthur told Smoog.

"Don't worry, I'm the bravest dragon in the forest. I'm sure, I can save her!" Smoog said.

"To get to the Knight, you must ride a Hippogriff named Peter Gryphon," King Arthur said and a Hippogriff flew threw the window.

"Wow, perfect timing!" Smoog said in a half-joking way.

Then he rode the Hippogriff all the way until he got to the dungeon. The sign said "The Dungeon of No Return. Free Wi-Fi!". The dungeon was also right next to a Dunkin' Donuts restaurant.

The first monster, he met in the dungeon, was a bunch of gels. The gels were very easy. To fight them he went to Dunkin' Donuts next door, got some bread and peanut butter. He made a Peanut Butter and Gel sandwich.

"Wow, this is REALLY good. From now on, let's call these peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Because gel sounds like hair gel," Smoog said.

Then he saw an Ettin Barbarian with a huge sword. An Ettin is a really scary two-headed ogre. The Ettin kicked Smoog, but then Smoog said,

"Look over there, a nerd trying to get your autograph!". The ettin turned around and Smoog kicked him to the ground. In the next room, he saw an army of menehunes. To fight them, all he did was step on them.

"Menehunes, more like, mini midgets!" Smoog said. After fighting many death caps, ogres, gnomes, grizzly bears, and even evil unicorns. He finally got to the Black Knight who had the princess locked up in a cage.

"Hey, look over there!" Smoog said and he took the Knight's sword. He sliced the knight's arm off.

"Are you okay?" Smoog asked.

"No, 'tis but a scratch!" the knight said and then Smoog cut off the knight's other arm and both his legs. Then he unlocked the princess.

"What's your name?" Smoog asked.

"My name is Annie," the princess said and he returned her to the King and a huge party was held. They even let Smoog have his own room in the castle and all the rest was history.

The End