There was a town called Zootropolis, the town was filled with talking animals that acted like humans. In that town, there lived a little 14-year-old cat named Rose. Rose was a little cat with orange fur and bow in her hair. She had a bad habit of brushing her fur and always carried a hairbrush with her. She also had an annoying little sister named Kaylee who would frequenty play pranks on her. Rose had a lot of friends because of her YouTube channel, Robot Turkey where she posted hilarious (but often inappropriate) videos. It was quite the intrepid channel as she would make fun of things that most channels would be afraid to. For example, she posted a video making fun of her teacher once that got her expelled. Anyway, one bright Sunday morning, Rose checked her YouTube channel to find out she got suspended from the website. She looked at her comments and saw that DC Comics filed a copyright complaint on her for using the Harley Quinn trailer. They even left a comment showing much bravado about it.
"Jeez, what a bunch of braggadocios," Rose said and then she realized that since her YouTube channel was down she had nothing to do for the rest of the day. So she did what every other copyright vitcim does and watched other people's videos. She clicked on the latest video from Happy Tree Friends (her favorite Internet show) when Rose saw an ad for a video game titled DragonStone:Revenge of the Lich King. The ad showed a picture of a female knight in shining armor cutting a dragon's head off.
"Slay the mighty Jabberwock and conquer the realms of Adara," the writing at the bottom of the ad said. Intrigued by this, Rose clicked on the ad and was sent to a website. She was sent to a page with a video of a CGI dwarf-like man on in it.
"Do you have the fortitude to defend the five realms of the universe," the dwarven man said.
"Are you kidding I have tons of moxie," Rose yelled at her screen and clicked "Next". After that, she saw a screen with a picture of a hero. The hero can be chosen from seven different races:Human, Elf, Ogre, Dwarf, Gnelfling, Fairy,0 and Troll. Rose made her character a beautiful elven female warrior with a light golden sword and was transported to the most beautiful forest town she'd ever seen on her computer screen.
"This game might give me something to help me recover from losing my YouTube channel. Maybe I should invite my friends and have a funeral for my channel," Rose thought. Rose the elf then saw a bunch of horrible creature called Zombie Pixies pop up and she fought all them off. Then all of a sudden another player by the name of The Ferocious Black Knight walked up to her.
"Huh, interesting name," Rose thought and the Black Knight told her that he was the most feared being in all the realms. Rose questioned his chutzpah and then the Black Knight laughed at her and said he is the main villain in the game. The Black Knight then distracted Rose and stole her stuff. Rose lost 12 experience points, 15 gold, and her sword but she didn't die. The Black Knight then said to her
"Look behind you," and she saw her sister, Kaylee sitting on the couch with a laptop waving at her.
"Your the Black Knight, Kaylee?" Rose asked.
"Yes, it's because kids make fun of me at school and this is the only world where I can be cool,' Kaylee said.
"You milquetoast, why don't you stop being the villain in the game and starting being a good guy. Bad guys aren't cool, you know!?" Rose said and rolled her eyes.
"Fine, I'll take off my armor," Kaylee said and when she took off her armor, she was the ugliest troll creature in the game.
"Ha! Your a troll!" Rose said.
"I know, I'm ugly, but I thought he was cool looking at the game. That's why I wore armor so people don't think I'm ugly,".
"Come on Kaylee, I know what'll cheer you up, let's adventure together!" Rose said.
"Heck yeah!" Kaylee screamed and they ventured into the words together. Fighting all kinds of creatures from craven ravens to pusillanimous kobolds with the Courtship of Eddie Father's theme song playing on loop in the background.
"You know what Kaylee,"
"What?" Kaylee asked.
"You are my best friend," Rose said.
"You're mine too. Now let's come up with a name of our team," Kaylee said.
"I know what about Beauty and the Geek," Rose said.
"Hey are you calling me a geek? Just kidding, that's funny!" Kaylee told Rose and they played and played until it was dinner time.
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