Enjoy this The Simpsons meets Phineas and Ferb crossover, :D.
One day, a fun loving yet mischief 12-year-old boy named Bart Simpson was off from school on a Saturday. Every Saturday morning Bart does the same thing, sitting on the couch eating a bag of potato chips while watching his favorite ultra violent cat and mouse cartoon, Itchy and Scratchy. Bart has always been the quite indolent tweenage boy where doesn't like to do much besides watching TV, browsing the Internet, and playing video games. But when he's not having that torpor state of mind he normally does, Bart likes to get in trouble. He does things like prank calling the local bar, skateboarding on ketchup packets, and eating a lot junk food. As Bart was watching TV his mom, Marge walked up to him.
"Could you please visit our new neighbors? I think their two boys would like a new friend," she said.
"Mom, I'm watching TV, could I have at least five more minutes?" Bart asked Marge.
"No, I'm sick and tired of you slacking off on Saturdays. I want you to visit them right this instant young man!" Marge said and Bart got off the couch and went out the door. He stepped into the beautiful Autumn sunlight and saw his smart yet pertinacious little sister Lisa walking the family dog, Santa's Little Helper.
"What are you doing?" Bart asked Lisa.
"Taking Santa's Little Helper for a walk," Lisa said.
"You want to come see our new neighbors,"
"Sure," Lisa exclaimed with much alacrity and walked Santa's Little Helper over to Bart. After that, they walked up to the new neighbor's doorstep and rang the doorbell. A tall redhaired lady wearing an 80s-looking tshirt answered the door.
"Your Lindana, the most famous singer of the 80s. You sang with that Michael Jackson guy nobody cares about," Bart told the woman.
"Yes, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I was Lindana. Nowadays I'm just Linda. Why don't you come into the house and take a load off," Linda said and Bart walked into the kitchen where he saw a tall skinny man with short brown eye making a pie.
"What are you doing?" Bart asked the man.
"I'm baking a chocolate pie that I think you will love. I'm sure to put every sedulus detail into each toothsome pie I make," the man said in his thick British accent.
"He's a little braggy," Bart whispered to Lisa.
"What's your name?" the British man asked him.
"I'm Bart Simpson. What's your name?"
"I'm Laurence Fletcher,".
"Why don't you go upstairs and meet our two boys Phineas and Ferb, they will be very happy to see you," Laurence said and the two kids went upstairs. As soon as they got up the stairs they saw a sign that said "Phineas and Ferb's room no malfeasance allowed,". Lisa knocked the door and saw a redheaded kid with a triangular shaped head petting a blue furry creature with an orange beak. Santa's Little Helper went up and sniffed the creature.
"What the heck kind of dog is that?" Bart asked the boy.
"He's not a dog, he's our pet platypus, Perry," the boy said.
"Wow, I've never heard of somebody having a pet playpus, how fascinating!" Lisa said. A kid with green hair and big blue eyes wearing overalls walked up to Lisa.
"What are your names?" Lisa asked.
"I'm Phineas and this is Ferb, we are stepbrothers," Phineas said to Bart.
"What do you want to do today, I want to watch Itchy and Scratchy and drink root beer all day on your couch. Sounds like a facile good time,” Bart said.
“We’re not allowed to watch Itchy and Scratchy,” Phineas told Bart.
“Then what do you do for fun around here?” Bart asked Phineas.
“All kinds of stuff, we never run out of ideas as we have imagination,” Phineas told Bart which really opened up Bart’s eyes, he had never thought of having creative fun before and was malcontent about everything besides video games. Bart knew right away that Phineas and Ferb would be his new best friends and decided to ask more questions about their lives.
“Do you have any other siblings?” Bart asked.
“We have a sister named Candace, but she’s in college right now,” Phineas said.
“What is she studying?” Bart asked.
“She wants to be an engineer,” Phineas told Bart and then they heard Linda yell that lunch is ready. Phineas, Ferb, Bart, Lisa, and Santa’s Little Helper rushed down stairs and saw the best looking sandwiches they had ever seen. They had ham, cheese, mustard, and pickles and were sliced into five of littler pieces.
“I call these the Linda Speciality,” Linda told Lisa.
“Wow, I can’t believe Lindana is serving me lunch,” Lisa yelled with excitement.
“Please call me Linda,” she said.
“Okay Linda!” Lisa screamed and the four kids went outside, ate sandwiches, and talked about life. They had a great time!
The End
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