My name is Rooster Doyle Boo, I am a 4-year-old beagle who lives on the farm of a wonderful family. I am a red and white colored beagle with spots on my legs and stomach, green eyes, long floppy ears, a white stripe on my head, and a tail that's constantly wagging. I love to eat, sleep, take walks, take drives in the car with my family, and run around outside, Here is the story of the day I was first introduced to the nice little farm I live on:
I used to live on a beautiful home in the country. The place looked wonderful with green trees and blue sky as far as I could see. I lived with my mom, my little brother, Gizmo my sister, Tina and a procrustean deer named Sweetpea. Sweetpea was a huge doe with dark brown eyes, a little black nose, and an annoying personality. She would always tell me what to do and try to boss me around, she acted as if she owned the farm which made me want to leave a little bit, even though I would miss my family. I don't remember my others siblings at all because they were adopted when they were puppies. But my brother Gizmo was one of the cutest little dogs I'd ever seen. He was a little brown beagle with long floppy ears, white spots all over him, and the cutest little bark. I last saw him when he was about ten weeks old, and his bark soundest adorable almost the sound of a mouse squeaking. Tina on the other hand was kind of rude and obnoxious. She would pick on me because I had green eyes a lot which my mom would frequently scold her about and Tina's actions kind of bothered me a little. But what I did love about my old home was my original owner, Lia. Lia was a tall blonde girl with brown eyes, light skin, a passion for fashion, a good sense of humor, and a bubbly personality. She has a YouTube channel in which she plays the mountebank character Terry the Tomboy, who sells factitious humorous products. One beautiful Summer day I was sitting in Lia's lap on the porch when I heard a car pull up at our driveway. My natural dog urges made my tail wag and I rushed with excitement to see who it is. I ran through the front yard barking as loud as I could almost as if I was saying,
"HEY! WHO ARE YOU?" when I saw a little redhaired boy with blue eyes and incredibly light skin wearing an I Love Dogs t-shirt. The boy was about 14 at the time and he was standing there with his mom and dad talking to them. The dad had a beard, long brown hair, brown eyes, and was wearing a shirt that said "Colts" on it. I didn't know what that meant, but the shirt sure did look cool. The mom was a redhaired woman wearing glasses and blue jeans. The boy looked over, saw me, and said
"Awh your SO cute!" and started petting me. Then Sweetpea walked up to him and he ran straight to her.
"Man, I hope he doesn't like that silly deer more than me," I thought to myself so I brainstormed ways to impress him. I sat there thinking for a few seconds until I turned over and saw a walnut lying on the ground next to me which gave me a great idea. I picked up the walnut, ran to the boy, and dropped it at his feet.
"I have a walnut. I'm SO cute aren't I?" I said to him using my special dog style of sophistry but all they could hear was the sound of me making adorable little barks which if anything only helped me look cuter. I was wondering why this family just suddenly showed up and was looking around my yard so I followed them around. As I followed them, I saw Gizmo who was sitting there next to the redhaired woman with his tail wagging a mile a minute.
"So this is a let's impress the humans contest isn't it. That's pretty darn cute, but I can do better," I thought to myself. So I ran up to Gizmo and looked at this strange woman making the cutest little puppy dogs I could.
"Take that, Gizmo!" I said to him.
"Awh, he's SO cute. We'll take that one," the woman said to Lia.
"Take me? What is she talking about?" I thought when all of a sudden, the woman picked me up and walked me around the yard. I got very nervous as I didn't know what was going to happen next. I kicked, screamed, and yelled
"HELP!" at the top of my lungs. Then she put me in her car and sat me in the backseat next to her son. I know I kind of wanted to leave home because of Sweetpea and Tina, but I immediately regretted that specious decision. The woman drove away from my home and I felt sadder and sadder the further we got. I started crying almost instantly as I would miss Lia and my dog family. I saw the boy sitting next to me and asked him with tears in my eyes,
"Are you my new Daddy?"
"My name is Matt and I'm going to take you home and love on you," he said almost as if he could sense exactly what I was saying. I already knew that I was going to adore my new home, so I started kissing Matt on his hand with my little puppy tongue. After that, I jumped in his lap and he petted me which made me feel better. I've always loved the feeling of being petted, it calms me down when I'm uptight and cures my sadness when I'm feeling down. Matt kept on petting me and petting me which made more and more relaxed by the minute, it got to the point where I was so relaxed that after while, I rolled over on my belly and fell asleep in his lap. I woke up on a beautiful new farm and saw another beagle that looked kind like of my mom. She was a little brown, white, and black beagle who always loved to chase rabbits. Since I was just a little puppy, I went up to her and asked the silly question of,
'Are you my mommy?" and tried to drink from her. She said,
"No I'm not your Mom. My name is Scout and if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go run a rabbit, see you in a few weeks," and ran off.
"Wow, that was kinda rude," I thought to myself. As Scout was running off, a large dog with brown fur and no tail walked up to me. I had never seen a dog without no tail before. Gizmo told me apocryphal legends about a tribe of no-tailed dogs who lived in the woods and are cannibilistic so I was a little timid when I first went up to her.
"My name is Shawnee, what are you doing?" she asked me.
"S-sorry, am I t-trespassing?" I asked her.
"You don't look too tough," Shawnee said so I growled at her trying to act tough and she just laughed even though I wasn't trying to be funny.
"You've got a lot to learn around here, kid. Stick with me and I'll teach you everything you need to know," Shawnee told me.
"Just remember these two things and you'll be fine:I'm the boss and this is my farm," she said and I sat down next to her, rubbing against her. Despite her bossy actions, I loved her already.
"I finally have a mentor," I thought.
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