Thursday, December 31, 2015

2015 Titans:An Overview of 2015

2015 was a good year. Here are all of the things that happened this year:


-We got a new puppy named Lakota Sioux.
-I met my friend Asher, who I am currently working on a video project with.
-I went to acting class again and did a play called Piggie Pie.
-I got all kinds of cool stuff (including the new Xenoblade game) for Christmas.
-Grandma was in the hospital for awhile but she healed and is now okay.
-The new Muppet show premiered.
-I started watching Teen Titans Go, Clarence, and The Last Man on Earth.
-Mom and Dad went to a concert of the coolest band ever, Blackberry Smoke.
-I saw all kinds of cool movies including The Spongebob Movie, Inside Out, Dances with
Wolves, Big Hero 6, the whole Star Wars series, and Pixels for the first time this year.
-I went to theater to see Goosebumps on Halloween and REALLY enjoyed it.
-I wrote plenty of stories including a series of crossovers between Family Guy and the Rio movies.
-My cat ran off for a while, but he came back two weeks later.
-We had a great Thanksgiving and had the whole family over.
-I got a new Weird Al CD (they I still have yet to listen to).
-I had a good 16th birthday where we went to the mall and saw a movie.
-We met Robin Lord Taylor, Gigi Edgley, Jim Cummings, Verne Troyer, Adam West, and Deep Roy at Comic-Con.
-One of the people on a gaming forum I go to made a mod I requested. It made me so happy that
they would do such a thing.
-Speaking of requests, I made two videos that a girl requested me to make and she enjoyed them.
-I made a lot of animutations, YouTube poops, and live-action videos this year.
-A teacher at my old school who we called Miss Kitty because she liked cats had cancer this year, but God answered our prayers and now she is home and feeling better.


All in all 2015 was a good year and I hope 2016 is even better.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

The Top 25 Animated Characters

This list is based off of Fox's Top 45 Funniest Animated Characters, but I'm going with 25.


#25:Patrick Star (Spongebob) - Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star, do you know how dumb you are? That's a poem I made up, LOL! But still, Patrick is hilarious! Not only is he the dumbest character in Spongebob, but he is the most quotable. If you follow Internet memes, I'm sure you've heard "Is mayonnaise an instument?", "My name's not RICK!", or "Nobody calls me tubby!" several times. He's almost like Nigel Thornberry as he is a very popular Internet meme. Most notably the surprised Patrick face. By the way, I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo. It's 1st Grade, Spongebob!


#24:Brian the dog (Family Guy) - Brian is probably my favorite Family Guy character. He is a talking dog that drinks martinis, travels through time, and has a human son named Dylan. Try and tell me that's not creative? Brian is not your average dog character and has so many funny quotes that I have probably said hundreds of times. For the longest time I didn't know that Seth McFarlane uses his real voice when he voices Brian, so when I heard Seth McFarlane talk as himself for the first time I thought "Is he using Brian's voice?". It just adds to the hilarity that is Brian the dog.


#23:Pedro (Rio) - For those haven't seen the movie, Pedro is the little chubby bird with red hair. He is by far the funniest character in Rio. I remember one day at my acting class, me and my friends just started singing Pedro's "Drop it, drop it low" song. The teacher thought we were nuts!


#22:Timmy's Dad (Fairly Odd Parents) - Timmy's Dad (who doesn't have a proper first name) was one of the best characters on The Fairly Odd Parents. He dressed like a girl and tried to become Miss Dimmsdale in one episode. That's pretty funny if you ask! And by the way, DINKLEBERG!


#21:Wendy (Gravity Falls) - Gravity Falls is a very good show and I'm going to miss it when it goes off the air soon. But one of the best characters on the show is Wendy. Don't be fooled by what Disney usually puts on the screen, Wendy is a tough female character almost like Merida on Brave.


#20:Pikachu (Pokemon) - Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika pika. That is why I put Pikachu on the list. Next!


#19;Dory (Finding Nemo) - Wait a minute, who was I talking about? Sorry, I forgot, what is that fish's name? Okay, well, this is embarassing. Next!

#18:Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb) - He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action and guess what, Perry's not the on this list. It's his alter-ego, Agent P that made this list. Agent P is not a pet platypus, is a super tough secret agent platypus. So if you think Perry's a boring character, he will beat you with his ninjas moves.


#17:Eduardo (Foster's) - Eduardo is a big purple monster who is afraid of everything including clowns, heights, broccoli, spiders, robots, vampires, werewolves, trolls, and extremosaurs. The one thing he isn't afraid of is potatoes. He likes potatoes.


#16:The Gromble (AAAHH! Real Monsters) - For those who didn't watch AAAAHH! Real Monsters, Gromble was the boss of the three main monsters. He was not only funny because of how he talked but the way he looked. This monster wore high heels and makeup. He looked REALLY funny is you ask me.

#15:Linda Belcher (Bob's Burgers) - Linda is HILARIOUS! She is Bob's wife on the show and sings practically everything. She loves to have the spotlight which makes her even funnier. It seriously kind of surprised that two of the main female characters, Linda and Tina are both voiced by men. Well, that leaves Louise!

#14:Cyborg (Teen Titans Go!) - To be honest, I haven't seen the original Teen Titans cartoon. I would like to, but they don't play it in my neck of the woods. Anyway, on the new Teen Titans, Cyborg is so funny. Especially when he and Beast Boy hang out.


#13:Candace (Phineas and Ferb) - Mom, Phineas and Ferb are writing about me in Matt's blog.


#12:Steve Smith (American Dad) - Steve alongside Roger is my favorite character on American Dad. He is your average teenage boy character and the writers make sure to put a lot of teenage boy humor in the conversations he has.


#11:Bart Simpsons (The Simpsons) - Yes, Bart's #11. Don't have a cow man!


#10:Bing-Bong (Inside Out) - Who's your friend that likes to play? Well, Bing-Bong of course. I thought Bing-Bong was a really good character so I put him as #10. He is probably the best character (besides Joy) in the whole movie.

#9:Muscle Man (Regular Show) - Muscle Man is one of my favorite Regular Show characters. You know who else likes Muscle Man, MY MOM!

#8:Cheese (Foster's) - I like chocolate milk!


#7:Clarence (Clarence) - Clarence cracks me up. Him and Sumo together especially but the Clarence-themed episodes are mostly the best. He is the titular character, am I right?

#6:Beast Boy (Teen Titans) - Beast Boy is the green guy who can turn into animals. I bet if his voice actor is reading this, he's calling up Tara Strong right now and saying "Guess what, I'm #6 on The Matt Show, momma!".

#5:Lilo and Stitch (Lilo and Stitch) - I like Stitch, but how could I leave out Lilo? Lilo was always one of my favorite characters and it ticks me off when people forget about her. I mean her name is first in the title LILO and Stitch not Stitch and Lilo. I remember being a little upset when they replaced Lilo with Yuna in the anime. Don't get me wrong, I like Yuna, but Lilo's a lot better.

#4:Tina Belcher (Bob's Burgers) - Tina may seem kinda boring at first, but please give her a chance. Her quotes are some of the best in the show even though most of them I can't post (they're kinda inappropriate).

#3:Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes) - What's up doc? I know this list is mostly modern cartoon characters but how could I forget Bugs. Bugs is one of the main recognizable characters in all of Western animation and he's also my favorite on Looney Tunes.

#2:Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls) - Mabel is awesome! Not only is she voiced by the legendary, Kristen Schaal but she has the funniest lines in the whole show. Her and Soos are my favorites.


#1:Silkie (Teen Titans Go)


Just kidding, #1 is actually:


Louise Belcher (Bob's Burgers) - Louise is my favorite character in the show. She's funny, cool, and somebody I wouldn't mess with. If I was a kid at her school, I'd be afraid to pick a fight with Louise. She has some awesome quotes and I just thought of something, where the heck is Gene. I like Gene so much that I will make my own number dedicated to just him.

Number Bleventeen:Gene Belcher (Bob's Burgers) - Gene is very funny just like the rest of the cast. He loves to blurt out random things and make fart sounds of his keyboard. The whole show is awesome and if the people at Fox are reading this, please give Bob's Burgers tons more seasons.

Well, that's it!

See 'ya later on The Matt Show.

Saturday, December 5, 2015

The Skullbot

I have a somewhat scary story to tell you with a definite creepypasta vibe, but the story is actually true:




One day it was Halloween, I was obsessed with a game called Fate. Me and my friends went trick-or-treating. Mom had rented the movie Alpha & Omega for us to watch, we were going to have a big Halloween movie night. Before the movie, I was on a website called eSnips (anybody remember that?) looking for Fate mods and I found an account I'd never seen before. The account was named "appricottwist", I had seen and played with the majority of mods on that account, but I found a mod called The Skullbot. I put in my game and summoned it. Then a HUGE skeleton robot with devil horns appeared. My character tried to kill the beast, but I died too fast. Mom then told me it was time for the movie. I was kinda scared of that creature coming up with tactics to kill it, so I wasn't paying much attention. To be honest, I didn't care for the movie. I'm sorry all you Alpha and Omega fans, but it wasn't my cup of tea. I don't care if you like Alpha and Omega, to each his own. But here is the VERY creepy part, a week later my computer died from a bad virus. Mom took the computer to her boss and he fixed it. When I went on the computer, the mod was gone. It was SO surreal, I'm not sure if he deleted it (because all my other mods were still there). I told the people on the Fate forum this story and they probably thought I was nuts. I bet most of them thought I just had a bad dream, but this is true. So now I am going to find this mod to show the world I'm not crazy.


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Does anybody else remember this? Here's a weird theory:

Maybe the movie was so bad that I dozed off and dreamed the whole thing.

Just kidding! But to quote Liam Neeson from Taken
"Skullbot, I will find you and I will kill you!".