The King of Dragons

A long time ago in a medieval kingdom far,far away......

There lived a dragon named Smoog. He was known for being very brave he fought goblins, trained gryphons, and can even burp the whole alphabet without throwing up. His favorite things to do were read fairy tales and watch his favorite show, Once Upon a Time. His favorite character was Maleficent because he is a big fan of shapeshifters (especially dragon-like ones). One day, Smoog was reading the story of Hercules and said,

"Man, I wish I could be a hero like Hercules. With movies like Lord of the Rings, dragons are stereotyped as villains. I wish I could show the world I am a good guy,". Then he saw the Paper Fairy, a fairy who carries newspaper and the headline said "A Black Knight has kidnapped a princess in the medieval city of Spamalot,".

"I know, I could totally save that princess!" Smoog thought. So he flew all the way out of Versionia 121, until he got to Spamalot. The first thing he did was go to King Arthur, who was reading an Arthur book, of course.

"Hey, King Arthur. Would you mind if a dragon saved your daughter?" Smoog asked him.

"Please be careful, dragon. I hear the Black Knight is incredibly evil and he HATES dragons. Also, to get to him you must go through a dungeon filled with every mythical creature ever," King Arthur told Smoog.

"Don't worry, I'm the bravest dragon in the forest. I'm sure, I can save her!" Smoog said.

"To get to the Knight, you must ride a Hippogriff named Peter Gryphon," King Arthur said and a Hippogriff flew threw the window.

"Wow, perfect timing!" Smoog said in a half-joking way.

Then he rode the Hippogriff all the way until he got to the dungeon. The sign said "The Dungeon of No Return. Free Wi-Fi!". The dungeon was also right next to a Dunkin' Donuts restaurant.

The first monster, he met in the dungeon, was a bunch of gels. The gels were very easy. To fight them he went to Dunkin' Donuts next door, got some bread and peanut butter. He made a Peanut Butter and Gel sandwich.

"Wow, this is REALLY good. From now on, let's call these peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Because gel sounds like hair gel," Smoog said.

Then he saw an Ettin Barbarian with a huge sword. An Ettin is a really scary two-headed ogre. The Ettin kicked Smoog, but then Smoog said,

"Look over there, a nerd trying to get your autograph!". The ettin turned around and Smoog kicked him to the ground. In the next room, he saw an army of menehunes. To fight them, all he did was step on them.

"Menehunes, more like, mini midgets!" Smoog said. After fighting many death caps, ogres, gnomes, grizzly bears, and even evil unicorns. He finally got to the Black Knight who had the princess locked up in a cage.

"Hey, look over there!" Smoog said and he took the Knight's sword. He sliced the knight's arm off.

"Are you okay?" Smoog asked.

"No, 'tis but a scratch!" the knight said and then Smoog cut off the knight's other arm and both his legs. Then he unlocked the princess.

"What's your name?" Smoog asked.

"My name is Annie," the princess said and he returned her to the King and a huge party was held. They even let Smoog have his own room in the castle and all the rest was history.

The End

Funny Jokes

-What do you call a redhead's face on a piece of bread? Gingerbread.

-What do you call a parrot who hangs out with Marvel characters? An X-Parrot.

-What do you call a dog that ran out into a city street? Dead.

-You hear the one about the ogre that threw up? It's all over town!

-What do you call a scientist that studies feces? A turd nerd.

-What did the shopkeeper say to the nun when she couldn't afford a box of raisins? You ain't getting nun.

-What's the difference between broccoli and a booger? Kids don't eat broccoli!

My Stories:Fred Instead 2 - Return of the Paul Knockoff

This is my sequel to the first Fred Instead story (which can also be found here on my blog, if you haven't yet read it):

Fred and his chicken wife, Camilla were happily married. One day, they were going on a date to see Star Wars:You Don't Know Sith at the theater. On their planet, there are ten Star Wars movies. On the way to the theater Fred saw something scary:two strange fluffy creatures were attacking Jupiter. He looked out the car window and saw Spot and Buckshot, the cats that he had "killed" in the first story were attacking the city. They had somehow grown to giant size, so he flew back down to earth where he saw Matt writing a new story.

"How about a monkey that goes outer space and fights off a bunch of space goblins. No, it sounds too much like Labyrinth. I already ripped off Rio with that awful Bird Who's Afraid of Heights story. I want something fresh and original. I know I'll call Dalton,"

"Hey, Dalton. Do you have any story ideas?" Matt asked. Then Fred knocked on his door,

"Matt, I need your help!" Fred said.

"Ummm, I gotta go Dalton. An alien just came into my room,"

"Really, a real alien. Could I come over and see him?"

"No wait----"

"I'll be right over!" Dalton said.

"Matt, you must come to my planet. Your cats have come from another dimension and have somehow grown into giants. Help me Matthew Doyle, your my only hope!" Fred said.

"Okay, Fred. But first, I think my friend, Dalton really wants to meet you,".

A few minutes later, a car pulled into the driveway, it was Dalton's dad dropping him off. Dalton then walked into Matt's room saw Fred and said,

"Oh my goodness. A real alien. That's so weird!"

"Yeah strange things happen all the time here. Like when I had Brian Griffin and Gabi the frog sleep in my room or when I was the last man on Earth, married this girl, and then all of a sudden everybody came back. I guess whoever's writing just doesn't understand canon,' Matt said.

"Now you must come to space and save us from these cat monsters," Fred said and they went into a spaceship and flew all the way to Fred's planet. Before they fought the monster, they stopped at an alien taco restaurant. When Fred introduced eggs to their planet, people food became the main thing aliens eat. At the restaurant, they saw a giant dragon named Smoog.

"Oh my goodness, I remember you from the King of Dragons. Would you like to help us defeat these cats?"

"Yes, me and my army is here to help you,"

The army was made up of Smoog, Gonzo, Stitch, a Yip-Yip, Roger, The Hoobs, ALF, and Joss Whedon. I know he's not an alien but he created Firefly, so he knows a lot about outerspace.

Then they went out and saw that the whole alien city was destroyed by Spot and Buckshot. All of the buildings were destroyed, the city was ruins, and everything was messed up. Smoog said,

"I'm sorry but I think everybody on Jupiter is gone. Now excuse me, while I go back to my own story,"
"No, your staying here. It's highly possible that Fred is not the last of his kind, because I am not writing another Last Man on Earth story," Matt said.

"Yeah, they're probably hiding at the Alien Zoo," Dalton said.

"Dalton, your genius is showing," Matt told Dalton.

He then covered his pants and said

"Where?"

Then they went to the zoo and saw all the little creatures from Fred's planet.

"What are you all doing here?" Matt asked.

"Hiding from those giant creatures," King Glork said as he was reading a Superdogs comic.

"We will defeat those creatures," Dalton said.

"But how?" King Glork asked.

"Their too damn big!"

But then Matt had an idea.

"Fred, it was your laser that zapped them to this dimension, right?"

"Yes," Fred said.

"Then quick give me your laser," Matt asked Fred as Fred handed Matt his laser and he zapped the cats which turned them back into cute little kittens.

"Awh, they're so cute," King Glork exclaimed.

"And now for saving our planet, I am going to make you king of Jupiter," Glork told Fred and then Matt and Dalton said good-bye to Fred, took the cats, and went back home to Earth.

The End

My Goosebumps Parodies

These are hilarious comedy/horror stories that parodies R.L. Stine's Goosebumps. Enjoy, XD!

The Ettin

One day we were driving to the Florence mall, I was sitting in the back listening to John Mellencamp on my .mp3 player. My mom and babysitter Nila were there. I was singing the lyrics to Human Wheels as I was kicking the back of Nila's seat

"Stop kicking my seat!" Nila shouted.

"Okay, fine," I told Nila. After a long car drive, we finally arrived at the mall. We went into the food court and I got my favorite dish, Orange Chicken. As I was eating I was doing the horrible Annoying Orange noise. Then a guy dressed like a fox walked up to us,

"Hey dude, the mascot convention is that way," I said to the guy in a half-joking way.

"Matt's that's not nice," Mom said to me.

The guy then sat down and told us a scary tale about a monster called an Ettin that dwells outside of the mall. The Ettin is an ogre with two heads that holds a club. He told us that it ate an old lady just last night. The guy then took my fortune cookie and walked away,

"Do you think that guy's crazy?" Nila asked me.

"He's walking around a mall dressed like an antropomorphic fox. What do you think?" I said. Then we went to Hot Topic and saw a sign outside the story that said "Beware of Ettin,".

"It must be that fox guy playing a prank on us," I said to Mom.

In Hot Topic we saw a cool shirt of a bigfoot fighting a yeti.

"Could I buy this shirt?" I asked Mom.

"It would like nice on you," Nila said on you. I then went to pick up the shirt and a portal appeared.

"Let's go into this portal and see what's on the other side," I said to Mom and we ended up in a cave. In the cave, we saw a two-headed ogre gnawing on bones.

"Excuse me sir, can I ask you for directions?" I asked the ogre.

"Come here, I have a surprise for you," the ogre said to me and then he pulled out a club and clubbed me over the head with it.

"Don't you hurt my son like that!" Mom shouted and the ogre punched her. 

"I've played Fate and killed many ogres. But you are by far the most rude," Mom said.

Mom then found a sword on the ground and shouted,

"BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I AM SHE-RA!".

"What the heck was that?" Nila asked Mom.

"I just wanted to make a pop-culture reference," Mom said.

Mom then charged at the Ettin and stabbed him. The Ettin was never seen from that day forth. We then left the cave and were standing in the mall parking lot for some reason.

"Do you think maybe that ogre was the Ettin?" I asked Mom.

"Ummmm, yeah," Mom said.

The Day I Learned To Fly

One hot Summer day, me, Mom, and Dad were bored. So we decided to pass the time by watching the movie Rio. I really liked the movie, but it got me kinda depressed. The movie made me wish I could fly. I was in my room crying and out of nowhere, a genie appeared.

"Are you a ghost?" I asked the genie.

"No, I'm a magical djinn called an Efreet from the deserts of Egypt. I have been trapped in a bottle for millions of years and am here to grant you one wish," the genie said to me.

"I wish I could fly," I told the genie.

"Here is your wish, AZARATH METREON ZINTHOS!" the genie shouted and I started flying.

"Wow, this is cool, thanks man," I said to the genie and he disappeared. I then flew out in the big room and said,

"Mom, Dad, I can fly now. A genie granted me this wish. I'm gonna go talk to some girls. Who knows I might find the Jewel to my Blu," I told Mom and Dad.

"Be careful," Dad said.

"Genie's wishes always come with a price," he told me.

"Oh, relax," I told Mom and Dad and flew into Vevay. I met a cute girl named Kaylee.

"Hi Kayla it's me Matt. Do you remember me from Acting Class?" I asked her.

"Yes I do, your The Big Bad Wolf right?" she asked me.

"The one and only," I told her.

"How are you flying?" Kaylee asked me.

"Funny story, really, you see," I said and then I started growing feathers, my nose changed into a beak, and I began to shrink to bird size.

"What the heck? I'm turning into a bird," I said and then flew home. I went to Mom who was doing dishes and said,

"Mom, I'm a bird now,"

"Awh, you look so cute. Does Mattie want a cracker?" she asked me.

"Not funny Mom. Could you please cancel tonight's trip to the gas station. I don't want to eat chicken livers, it's like eating my own liver," I said to Mom.

"Okay, fine, we'll go to KFC," Mom said.

"Not funny," I said to Mom and then went into my room and starting blasting the song Rocking Robin.

"Wow, this really sucks," I said.

"I'm gonna have to marry a bird and have birds kids. I think I'm gonna be sick," I said and then the Efreet appeared again.

"Your Dad warned you, didn't he. Genies are tricky. Now if you want to be a human again, you must give me your eyes," the genie said.

"MY EYES?" I asked the genie.

"Yup, and I will replace them with cute little buttons," the Efreet told me.

"No way am I trading you my eyes. But you can have one thing," I told the genie.

"How about the Garbage Pail Kids movie on DVD. It's the best movie ever," I said to Efreet.

"Seriously, how good is it?" the genie asked.

"It got five stars on Rotten Tomatoes," I said to the genie.

"You know what, I'll go home and watch this movie. Your a human again," the genie told me and I turned back to normal. When the Genie got home, he literally pulled his eyes out watching the worst movie ever.

Raggedy Suzy

One day, me and Aunt Shelley went to a little store down in Madison called The Dollhouse. We walked in and it was filled with all kinds of stuffed animals. 

"Aunt Shelley," I said to her.

"I have to use the bathroom,"

"Hurry up, I'm going to pick out a toy to give to my Angel Tree kid," Aunt Shelley said.

I then went to the bathroom and saw a doll with a button that said "Press me,". I pressed the button and the doll walked up to me and said,

"Hi my name is Raggedy Suzy and your name is?"

"I'm Matt," I said to the doll.

"I have been trapped in this bathroom for years and never got pressed by anyone, so now I am going to do something I've always wanted," Suzy said to me.

"What is it?" I asked her.

"Kill," Suzy said.

"Oh crap," I shouted and ran for the door but this creepy doll was chasing me with an antique knife.

"HELP!" I screamed and Aunt Shelley showed up.

"Nobody messes with my nephew," she said and ripped the doll's head off.

"Oh no, I've been beheaded," the doll said and fell to the ground dead.

"Wow, Aunt Shelley that was pretty cool. How did you learn those skills?" I asked her.

"I've seen Kung Fu Panda 27 times," she said.

"That's nice but you do know your in the men's room right?" I said to Aunt Shelley.

"Yep, this is kinda awkward," she said to me.

The Yeti's Homestead

One Winter morning, I was really bored. I was snowed in and had nothing to do but watch old cartoons on Boomerang which trust me there's only so much Smurfs you can take. So I decided to do something productive and go outside. I went outside to play with my dog Rooster and saw a yeti.

"What are you, are you a snow gorrilla?" I asked the yeti.

"My people have been looking for a place to stay for ages so we decided where's a better place than your yard," the yeti said.

"Would you like to join in my igloo for some hot cocoa?" the yeti asked me.

"Sure, let me run in and get some marshmallows," I told him. So I went in the house, grabbed some marshmallows, and was ready for my first yeti party. Then I went and followed him to the backyard and saw a large igloo.

"Welcome to my igloo," the yeti said.

I went into the igloo and saw a bunch of yetis, playing pool, watching TV, and eating warm grilled cheeses. One yeti wearing a Kermit the frog shirt walked up to me and asked,

"Are you a Muppet fan?"

"I'm a huge Muppet fan, why do you ask?" I said to him.

"Because we were thinking about spending the day watching Muppet Treasure Island and then comparing it to the original story," he said.

"That sounds like fun!" I said to the Muppet yeti and we spent all day watching the movie. While we were at the Cabin Fever part, I had a strange sound coming from the kitchen. I went into the kitchen and saw my friend, Dalton tied up.

"Why are you tied up?" I asked him.

"Yetis are horrible, I tell you. They may seem nice, but they use things you like and capture you. Yetis hate humans," Dalton said and I untied him. Then a yeti walked in and saw what I was doing,

"HEY, DON'T UNTIE THAT BOY! GET HIM!" the yeti shouted and tons of yetis charged at me. I was looking for a weapon to fight them off with, but all I could find is a can of spinach. Since I spent the whole morning watching old cartoons, I decided to give it a go and boy did that help. I then got the strength of Popeye and started punching all the yetis. It got to the point where they were so easy to beat. Afterwards, I left through the front door and saw Gaga waiting for me with a plate of chocolate chip cookies.

The Closet Monster

When I was little, there was a monster in my closet. He was a green creature with horns, scales, and bat wings. I'm not sure where he came from, but I remember it as clear as day. One day, my mom and dad were at a Christmas party, I was sleeping and I heard sounds coming from my closet. At first, I was too scared but I grabbed a flashlight and opened it up. The first thing I saw was a monster sitting there playing a Gameboy. I screamed and the monster screamed,

"What are you doing in my closet?" I asked him.

"I am just a monster. Don't all kids have one in their closet or under their bed," the monster said. I then pulled out a toy gun and said,

"Get out of my closet or I'll shoot you,"

"NO DON'T!" the monster shouted and starting crying like a baby.

"Shhh, shhhh, shhhh, it's okay," I said to the monster.

"I'm not mean, I'm a nice monster. I was going to ask if you wanted to go out for ice cream with me," the monster said.

"But it's 8:00 clock in the evening," I said to him.

"I meant in the kitchen. I've never been outside of your closet in my life," the monster said and we spent the whole night eating ice cream and watching TV. Mom and Dad got home and asked why I'm still up and I said,

"I had fun with a monster,"

"I'm glad your no longer scared of those things, I tried to tell your they're like Elmo," Mom said.

"This guy was a lot like Elmo," I said to Mom and then fell right asleep.

The End

The New Adventures of Stitch

This is my comedy/drama fanfic of the Lilo and Stitch series:

Chapter One:The Origin of Stitch

This is a brief summary of who the characters are in this story:

Years ago in outer space, a mad scientist named Jumba Jookiba created an alien named Stitch. He was blue, furry, had long ears, big eye, and four arms, although he did have the ability to suck his arms back in. The Grand Council Woman who was practically the Barack Obama of aliens told Jumba that it is illegal to make his own creatures and Jumba replied by saying he had made over 600 of them. The woman then sent Stitch into space where he crashlanded on Hawaii and met a girl named Lilo. Lilo Pelekai was a short black haired 7-year-old girl wearing a red dress that had white flowers all over it. Jumba then hired his friend, Pleakley who was a skinny green Cyclops-like alien to help find Stitch and send him back to space to put him in prison. They too crashlanded to Hawaii where they found Stitch and took him away from Lilo. But Lilo wouldn't let them because as she would always say "Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten,". Jumba and Pleakley then gave up on their mission to computer Stitch and moved in with Lilo and her sister Nani. A few weeks of Lilo and Stitch met, Lilo found out that Stitch has 625 cousins. She then spent years catching all 625 of them until finally just like Ash Ketchum she had caught them all. The Grand Council Woman thanked Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley for saving the experiments and they all had a party.

Chapter Two:Stitch's Epic Adventure

Years went by and Lilo was full grown. She had a boyfriend and wanted to move in with him. One day, Stitch was watching his favorite show, Attack of the Killer Pineapples when Lilo walked in and said,

"Stitch, I'm going to be moving out,"

"What? I'll miss you!" Stitch said.

"I know we had some good times together, but I'm 21 now, I'm literally old enough to drink alcohol. Me and my boyfriend are moving into an apartment that doesn't allow dogs, much less weird blue alien ones. So I guess this means good-bye," Lilo said. Stitch then hugged Lilo and Lilo said,

"I want to give you this as a reminder of our friendship,". Lilo then pulled out a tiki necklace and put in Stitch's hand.

"Always look at this whenever you want to remember me," Lilo said. She then packed her bags and left. Stitch was heartbroken. He was SO sad and depressed. That night, he went to Pizza Palace with Jumba and Pleakley.  Stitch generally has a HUGE appetite but today he was so depressed he couldn't eat.

"Jumba, I'm starting to feel depression for the first time in my life," Stitch said.

"I'm sorry to hear that, what's getting to you?" Jumba asked Stitch.

"The fact that Lilo left me and moved in with her boyfriend cuts me like a knife. Me and Lilo went on so many amazing adventures it was unreal, now those days are over," Stitch said.

"Trust me, I've lost loved ones before," Jumba exclaimed.

"I remember when I was a kid I had this alien dog named Toby. Our family loved him until one day, old Toby started bleeding. We took him to the doctor and found out he had a problem with his spleen and the doctor had him put down. Remember Stitch, we may lose ones we love, but we will always have our memories of them,"
"I don't want to REMEMBER Lilo, I wanna be with Lilo!" Stitch screamed. 

Pleakley then chimed and said,

"Remember what Jumba said is true, but don't let nostalgia overrule you. I remember one time I spent so MUCH time watching childhood cartoons that I felt like a kid again, but the problem is, when you miss something or someone so much, it's best to move on instead of continuing your depression," Pleakley said as he took a sip from his pineapple smoothie.

"You know what, your right!" Stitch screamed.

"I'm not gonna let my memories take over my life, I am taking a vacation!"
"To where?" Jumba asked.

"I haven't gotten that far," Stitch said and then pulled out his iPhone and looked for fun places to go to. Since he was designed to destroy cities, he didn't want to go to a place like New York or Los Angeles, instead he wanted to go to a little town with a nice homey feel. After researching nice towns, he decided that he would like go to Vevay, Indiana.

"Have you ever heard of Vevay, Indiana?" Stitch asked Jumba.

"No, no I haven't," Jumba said.

"I read that it's a beautiful town with a library, a movie store, a YMCA, a theater, various restaurants, and several dollar stores,"

"Indiana, isn't that where John Mellencamp is from?" Pleakley asked Jumba and then Jumba started singing,

"Ain't that America, you and me, ain't that America, something to see baby,". Then they all decided that Vevay would be the best place for them. When they left the pizza place, in the car they listening to John Mellencamp to help prepare them for their Indiana vacation. As soon as they got home, Stitch started packing his things including his little tiki necklace and fell asleep on the bed. He spent the whole night dreaming of how amazing Vevay could possibly be and the next morning right after breakfast, Jumba, Pleakley, and Stitch left in a spaceship. Jumba playing all of the Mellencamp albums he owns over the radio on the way. Stitch was sitting in the backseat humming along to Hurts So Good when Pleakley said,

"I think we're getting close,"

"Yes, right now we're in a place that according to my GPS is called East Enterprise," Jumba said.

"East Enterprise, what a name?" Stitch whispered when they swooped down on the ground to get gas. Stitch then went in the gas station and bought a bag of Hot Fries and a lemonade. While Jumba was pumping fuel into the ship, Stitch sat there with Rain on the Scarecrow cranked up high eating snacks and drinking.

"Life is good," he thought to himself and then they flew for a while longer until finally getting to the beautiful town of Vevay. They landed at a store called IGA,

"What does IGA stand for?" Jumba asked Pleakley.

"I don't know, maybe it stands for I Get Appy because they sell Angry Birds games and merchandise," Pleakley said.

"I would like a Candy Crush t-shirt," Stitch said and then went into the store and started humming,

"Because I'm Appy, come along if you feel like you are Appy too, yes I'm Appy,". The store had groceries everywhere and people were staring at Stitch which made him feel uncomfortable.

"Maybe this isn't an app store," Stitch said to himself when a little girl went up to Stitch and said,

"Look Mommy, it's a little blue goblin!"

"GOBLIN!?" Stitch asked.

"Now, now, don't insult this poor ugly creature, he's probably a demon koala," the mom said to her daughter.

"Well, that wasn't very nice," Stitch said to himself. Stitch then went into the soft drinks aisle and got a 7up. After walking for a while longer, he went to the checkout line and to buy the 7up when the lady at the front said,

"Your the cutest little cosplayer ever!"
"What's a cosplayer?" Stitch asked the lady confusingly.

"People that dress up as things for fun. Who are you dressed as, a blue version of Beast Boy from Teen Titans?" the lady asked Stitch so Stitch just played along and said,

"Actually I'm a mutated Grover from Sesame Street," and bought the soda. He rolled his eyes and thought to himself,

"People here act like they've never seen an alien before,". He jumped into the car and poured the 7up into a special cup Jumba puts in his car. They then flew through a beautiful town with people everywhere. Stitch had never so many people in such a small town. There were people on bikes, people texting, people talking, and people in cars. Jumba then asked Stitch if he wanted to go to the Hoosier Theater and see a play and he said he would love to. Since they were close to it already, Jumba pulled up and saw a sign with a picture of two faces that looked like masks:one was happy and one was sad. They then walked into the theater and saw that a play called My Little Phony:The Life of a Pegasister was player. Pleakley picked up and a flyer and said,

"Huh, Kristin Chenoweth is in this play. Fascinating!". Jumba, Stitch, and Pleakley sat in their seats next to a tall skinny girl with light brown hair, big eyes, and a huge smile wearing a Despicable Me t-shirt. The girl's name was Sasha and her mom works as a 911 dispatcher in Vevay. Her dad also work in Vevay at a restaurant called Shell's. Sasha was sitting there texting her friend when Stitch walked up to her and said,

"Hi, how are you?"
"I'm fine, what kind of animal are you?" Sasha asked Stitch.

"I'm not an animal, I'm an alien you know like E.T. if he was blue, furry, and four arms," Stitch said and then pulled out his other arms.

"Your cute, wanna watch the play with me," Sasha asked Stitch.

"Sure!" Stitch said.

"Maybe afterwards we go to Shell's to get a bite to eat. My dad works there and he makes the best root beer floats around," Sasha told Stitch which made Stitch perk up like he hadn't in a long time. The room  got dark and the play started. They was play where an adult woman named Annie played by none other than the star of Wicked, Kristin Chenoweth finds out that she is a fan of My Little Pony. She then binge watches the entire show and becomes the neighbor pegasister, but her friends object. This makes Annie very sad until the blue pony named Rainbow Dash talks to her in a dream and tells her it's okay to like was she likes. Annie then realizes that there is nothing to be ashamed of about ponies. After the play ended, Stitch and Sasha both had tears in their eyes.

"Are you crying?" Sasha asked.

"No, okay, maybe A LITTLE," Stitch said and then they walked out of theater with two things on their mind:Kristin Chenoweth and a ride back home. Sasha then said,

"Hold a minute!" and called her mom on her cell phone. She asked her Mom to drive her and her new alien to Shell's. While they waited, Stitch and Sasha talked about all kinds of things,

"So Stitch, what planet are you from?" Sasha asked.

"Hawaii," Stitch said.

"Your joking me right. That's not a planet!" Sasha said to Stitch and they started laughing. After a few more minutes of talking, Sasha's mom, Laura pulled up and they sat down in her car. The seat felt comfy and squishy, just the way Stitch likes it. After a short drive to Shell's, they entered the room and saw the most beautiful restaurant Stitch had ever seen. The walls were decorated with white and red stripes, there was a jutebox in the middle which made it look like something from the 50s, and there were people sitting in seats all over. Stitch, Sasha, and Laura ordered their food and sat in the back. They spent the whole time talking about how awesome Vevay and Hawaii are. Meanwhile, Jumba and Pleakley were at Roxano's talking to each other,

"Do you think Stitch is okay with that girl. I mean she could be evil for all we know," Pleakley said.

"No, I think he's found his new ohana," Jumba said.

The End

Last Year's Halloween Stories

I'm bored, so why not post these stories?

ttack of the Giant Cat



A long, long time ago in 1995, there was a kid named Billy. He had a pet cat named Doozer, he named the cat after his favorite creature from Fraggle Rock. Billy and Doozer went everywhere, they played together, watched scary movies together, and one day he even got busted for taking Doozer to school with him. He was his favorite cat in the whole world. Then one day, Billy heard LOUD crying and meowing, he went to the back of his house and saw Doozer having kittens.
"I guess he's not a male after all, I know I should've named her Mokey," Billy said and then Doozer had a litter of five kittens. One of the kittens was SO cute. He decided to keep her and name her Spot. The kittens grew and grew and got bigger and bigger until months later, they were full grown cats. One day, Billy was taking Spot and her sister, Wocky for a walk at the park when all of a sudden he saw a UFO.
"Oh no, what is that scary spaceship thing?" Billy asked and the UFO took poor little Spot into space. Billy was depressed for days because he hadn't seen Spot for a long time. He put up signs that said "Missing Cat," all over the town. One night, Billy was crying himself to sleep when he heard "CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!" he looked out the window and saw a giant mutated cat, it was Spot! Spot looked into his window and said,
"Hi my name is Spot. Thank you for raising me to be a good girl," she said.
"Wait a minute. You can talk?" Billy asked Spot.
"No, not all the time, just now because I've been mutated by toxic waste," Spot told Billy.
"You wanna ride on my back?" Spot asked.
"Sure," Billy said and he rode the cat all over the town. People were running and screaming in terror from seeing a large cat chasing them. One lady even yelled,
"Oh no! It's a Cat-Tastrophe,"
Then Billy and Spot stopped at Bob's Burgers to get a bite to eat. Billy ate his favorite burger the Mustard and Cat-Sup Burger and Spot ate a Fish Sandwich. After hours of cat-riding adventures, he dropped Spot off at home and she said,
"If you want me to turn into a cute little kitten again. You must yell MEELA KUNIS!"
"Why?" Billy asked.
"Because the aliens programmed me with that phrase. Now please do it, I miss my brothers and sisters," Spot said and he looked up at the sky and shouted "MEELA KUNIS!" and then Spot turned back into a cute little kitten. That night, Billy and Spot stayed up and late and watched the SNL Halloween Special.




Willy the Wombat's Halloween


Everybody knows who Sonic the Hedgehog is, but very few people know about another 1990s game character, Willy the Wombat. Willy is the exact opposite of Sonic. He's not fast, he's not a good fighter, and he's not owned by SEGA, he's owned by SEGA'S little known rival, AGES. One Fall morning, Willy woke up and it was his favorite holiday, Halloween. He was going to dress up as Crash Bandicoot and go trick-or-treating in his town, the Mushroom Hill Zone. At school, he couldn't even pay attention because he was dreaming about Halloween. Since Halloween was on a Friday, he could stay up late and watch Treehouse of Horror episodes. It would be his dream come true. At lunch, Willy's best friend, Perry the Porcupine decided to play a prank on him. He replaced the spaghetti sauce on his spaghetti with fake blood and his meatballs with eyeballs. Willy opened up his lunchbag and said,
"I can't wait for some good Italian food. That's right, My dad makes better spaghetti than Mario," and he opened it up, saw the gory prank, and screamed. The janitor then ran up to him and said,
"What happened? Are you okay?"
"My, my spaghetti," Willy said.
"It's just a prank. Okay, I mean think about. It is TRICK or treat, they do give you the option," the janitor  said to Willy and then Willy thought of a devious idea. To do the worst prank ever.
"Oh it's on like Donkey Kong!" Willy thought to himself as he took a bite out of an eyeball. After school, he went up to his treehouse and got on a vampire mask. When Perry and all the other kids were out trick-or-treating, Willy said "It's showtime!" in his best Snake impression and jumped out at Perry with the vampire mask and shouted
"RAWWRRR!"
"Oh no," Perry said.
"It's that Dracula guy from Sesame Street who goes like 1, 2, 3,"
"You mean the guy who COUNTS?" Willy asked Perry.
"Yeah, that guy, what is his name?" Perry asked.
"I'm not The Count, I'm a real scary vampire who's here to suck your blood," Willy told him and Perry ran off scared. He then called up his parents and hid behind a garbage dump until they came.
"Whew, I think I'm safe," Perry said.
Then the vampire came behind him and said,
"I'm here to kill you!" and Perry ran off screaming. But then, just in time, his parents showed up and took off Willy's mask.
"Wait a minute, that's not a vampire, that's your best friend, Willy" he said.
"Yeah, and I would've gotten away with if it, if it weren't for you meddling adults," he said.


Harry Monster's Date



In the year 2010, in a haunted house there was a monster named Harry Monster who loved to sit down and read Monster Mash magazines. He has no relation to Harry Monster from Sesame Street but is a green, furry monster with three eyes and a horn on his head. Harry was a lonely monster who always dreamed of having a girlfriend, but he was awkward around girls. So one day, Harry decided to join an online dating side. The first girl he met was a blue blob monster named Samantha. Over the website he said to her,
"As Ash Ketchum once said to Pikachu, I choose you! As my girlfriend, that is"
"Awh, that's so sweet. How'd you know I like Pokemon?" she asked.
"Well, your dating profile had a picture of Jigglypuff on it, let me say that much," Harry said.
"Would you like to meet up at Frankenstein's Diner," she asked.
"Let's go!" Harry said. Harry then drove to Frank's Diner and sat at a table waiting for his girl when all of a sudden he saw her.
"I didn't know you looked like B.O.B from Monsters vs. Aliens," Harry said.
"Actually, I'm his sister," Samantha told Harry.
"Wow, that's so cool. Can I call you Sam for short?" Harry asked.
"That sounds great!" Sam said.
 Then they talked about all kinds of stuff,
"Have you ever watched the new Superdogs cartoon?" Harry asked Sam.
"Yes, I have. Let's just say, it's not as good as the old ones," Sam said.
"I know right!" Willy said as he took a sip from his Groot Beer, which is Guardians of the Galaxy-themed root beer. After the date, Harry asked.
"You wanna come to my house. The Addams Family is probably on right now," Harry said.
"Sure, I'd love to!" Sam told Harry and they rode a broomstick to his house. They spent all night, watching TV and having a great time.
"I had fun! Maybe we could do this again some time?" Sam asked Harry.
"Awesome, that sounds great!" Harry said.
"I'll see you, bye!" Samantha said as she drove home.
"I bet all her friends sure as JELLY," Harry said as he laughed hard.