Piggie Pie

You may be asking yourself "Who the heck is Piggie Pie?" "Does he or she have some relation to Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony". If you just thought that, you're probably a brony, but still, Piggie Pie is a play that me and some friends put on at a local theater. My teacher is Annie Fitzpatrick who may not recognize from the name, but played Victoria Justice's mom in the Nickelodeon movie, Fun Size. Now you know who she is, don't ya? Anyway, the play was about three witches that are looking for pigs to make a dish called Piggie Pie out of. The witches go to a farm and find seven pigs. The pigs then disguise themselves as ducks, cows, and chickens so the witches can't catch them. The witches then meet a wolf, who they decide to eat instead of the pigs. You may be thinking, wow, Matt has really lost it. But, I'm serious, this is an actual, real play. It is based off of a children's book, to be quite honest, but we added some originality to the dialogue. I played a goblin, a pig, and none other than Mr. Wolf himself. Yes, I know, my character got eaten at the end, but have you ever heard the story of Little Red Riding Hood, the wolves always die in the end. But still, it was a VERY fun play. Me and my friend, Nathan actually came up with goblins by ourselves. The teacher asked to play some sort of "mystical creature" and since we don't want to be unicorns or fairies or something girly like that, we both picked the manliest creature in all of fairy land, goblins. When I was the goblin I even referenced Guardians of the Galaxy by saying "I am Groot!". It was loads of fun and I can't wait until next Summer.