-What do you call a redhead's face on a piece of bread? Gingerbread.
-What do you call a parrot who hangs out with Marvel characters? An X-Parrot.
-What do you call a dog that ran out into a city street? Dead.
-You hear the one about the ogre that threw up? It's all over town!
-What do you call a scientist that studies feces? A turd nerd.
-What did the shopkeeper say to the nun when she couldn't afford a box of raisins? You ain't getting nun.
-What's the difference between broccoli and a booger? Kids don't eat broccoli!
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