The New Adventures of Stitch

This is my comedy/drama fanfic of the Lilo and Stitch series:

Chapter One:The Origin of Stitch

This is a brief summary of who the characters are in this story:

Years ago in outer space, a mad scientist named Jumba Jookiba created an alien named Stitch. He was blue, furry, had long ears, big eye, and four arms, although he did have the ability to suck his arms back in. The Grand Council Woman who was practically the Barack Obama of aliens told Jumba that it is illegal to make his own creatures and Jumba replied by saying he had made over 600 of them. The woman then sent Stitch into space where he crashlanded on Hawaii and met a girl named Lilo. Lilo Pelekai was a short black haired 7-year-old girl wearing a red dress that had white flowers all over it. Jumba then hired his friend, Pleakley who was a skinny green Cyclops-like alien to help find Stitch and send him back to space to put him in prison. They too crashlanded to Hawaii where they found Stitch and took him away from Lilo. But Lilo wouldn't let them because as she would always say "Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten,". Jumba and Pleakley then gave up on their mission to computer Stitch and moved in with Lilo and her sister Nani. A few weeks of Lilo and Stitch met, Lilo found out that Stitch has 625 cousins. She then spent years catching all 625 of them until finally just like Ash Ketchum she had caught them all. The Grand Council Woman thanked Lilo, Stitch, Jumba, and Pleakley for saving the experiments and they all had a party.

Chapter Two:Stitch's Epic Adventure

Years went by and Lilo was full grown. She had a boyfriend and wanted to move in with him. One day, Stitch was watching his favorite show, Attack of the Killer Pineapples when Lilo walked in and said,

"Stitch, I'm going to be moving out,"

"What? I'll miss you!" Stitch said.

"I know we had some good times together, but I'm 21 now, I'm literally old enough to drink alcohol. Me and my boyfriend are moving into an apartment that doesn't allow dogs, much less weird blue alien ones. So I guess this means good-bye," Lilo said. Stitch then hugged Lilo and Lilo said,

"I want to give you this as a reminder of our friendship,". Lilo then pulled out a tiki necklace and put in Stitch's hand.

"Always look at this whenever you want to remember me," Lilo said. She then packed her bags and left. Stitch was heartbroken. He was SO sad and depressed. That night, he went to Pizza Palace with Jumba and Pleakley.  Stitch generally has a HUGE appetite but today he was so depressed he couldn't eat.

"Jumba, I'm starting to feel depression for the first time in my life," Stitch said.

"I'm sorry to hear that, what's getting to you?" Jumba asked Stitch.

"The fact that Lilo left me and moved in with her boyfriend cuts me like a knife. Me and Lilo went on so many amazing adventures it was unreal, now those days are over," Stitch said.

"Trust me, I've lost loved ones before," Jumba exclaimed.

"I remember when I was a kid I had this alien dog named Toby. Our family loved him until one day, old Toby started bleeding. We took him to the doctor and found out he had a problem with his spleen and the doctor had him put down. Remember Stitch, we may lose ones we love, but we will always have our memories of them,"
"I don't want to REMEMBER Lilo, I wanna be with Lilo!" Stitch screamed. 

Pleakley then chimed and said,

"Remember what Jumba said is true, but don't let nostalgia overrule you. I remember one time I spent so MUCH time watching childhood cartoons that I felt like a kid again, but the problem is, when you miss something or someone so much, it's best to move on instead of continuing your depression," Pleakley said as he took a sip from his pineapple smoothie.

"You know what, your right!" Stitch screamed.

"I'm not gonna let my memories take over my life, I am taking a vacation!"
"To where?" Jumba asked.

"I haven't gotten that far," Stitch said and then pulled out his iPhone and looked for fun places to go to. Since he was designed to destroy cities, he didn't want to go to a place like New York or Los Angeles, instead he wanted to go to a little town with a nice homey feel. After researching nice towns, he decided that he would like go to Vevay, Indiana.

"Have you ever heard of Vevay, Indiana?" Stitch asked Jumba.

"No, no I haven't," Jumba said.

"I read that it's a beautiful town with a library, a movie store, a YMCA, a theater, various restaurants, and several dollar stores,"

"Indiana, isn't that where John Mellencamp is from?" Pleakley asked Jumba and then Jumba started singing,

"Ain't that America, you and me, ain't that America, something to see baby,". Then they all decided that Vevay would be the best place for them. When they left the pizza place, in the car they listening to John Mellencamp to help prepare them for their Indiana vacation. As soon as they got home, Stitch started packing his things including his little tiki necklace and fell asleep on the bed. He spent the whole night dreaming of how amazing Vevay could possibly be and the next morning right after breakfast, Jumba, Pleakley, and Stitch left in a spaceship. Jumba playing all of the Mellencamp albums he owns over the radio on the way. Stitch was sitting in the backseat humming along to Hurts So Good when Pleakley said,

"I think we're getting close,"

"Yes, right now we're in a place that according to my GPS is called East Enterprise," Jumba said.

"East Enterprise, what a name?" Stitch whispered when they swooped down on the ground to get gas. Stitch then went in the gas station and bought a bag of Hot Fries and a lemonade. While Jumba was pumping fuel into the ship, Stitch sat there with Rain on the Scarecrow cranked up high eating snacks and drinking.

"Life is good," he thought to himself and then they flew for a while longer until finally getting to the beautiful town of Vevay. They landed at a store called IGA,

"What does IGA stand for?" Jumba asked Pleakley.

"I don't know, maybe it stands for I Get Appy because they sell Angry Birds games and merchandise," Pleakley said.

"I would like a Candy Crush t-shirt," Stitch said and then went into the store and started humming,

"Because I'm Appy, come along if you feel like you are Appy too, yes I'm Appy,". The store had groceries everywhere and people were staring at Stitch which made him feel uncomfortable.

"Maybe this isn't an app store," Stitch said to himself when a little girl went up to Stitch and said,

"Look Mommy, it's a little blue goblin!"

"GOBLIN!?" Stitch asked.

"Now, now, don't insult this poor ugly creature, he's probably a demon koala," the mom said to her daughter.

"Well, that wasn't very nice," Stitch said to himself. Stitch then went into the soft drinks aisle and got a 7up. After walking for a while longer, he went to the checkout line and to buy the 7up when the lady at the front said,

"Your the cutest little cosplayer ever!"
"What's a cosplayer?" Stitch asked the lady confusingly.

"People that dress up as things for fun. Who are you dressed as, a blue version of Beast Boy from Teen Titans?" the lady asked Stitch so Stitch just played along and said,

"Actually I'm a mutated Grover from Sesame Street," and bought the soda. He rolled his eyes and thought to himself,

"People here act like they've never seen an alien before,". He jumped into the car and poured the 7up into a special cup Jumba puts in his car. They then flew through a beautiful town with people everywhere. Stitch had never so many people in such a small town. There were people on bikes, people texting, people talking, and people in cars. Jumba then asked Stitch if he wanted to go to the Hoosier Theater and see a play and he said he would love to. Since they were close to it already, Jumba pulled up and saw a sign with a picture of two faces that looked like masks:one was happy and one was sad. They then walked into the theater and saw that a play called My Little Phony:The Life of a Pegasister was player. Pleakley picked up and a flyer and said,

"Huh, Kristin Chenoweth is in this play. Fascinating!". Jumba, Stitch, and Pleakley sat in their seats next to a tall skinny girl with light brown hair, big eyes, and a huge smile wearing a Despicable Me t-shirt. The girl's name was Sasha and her mom works as a 911 dispatcher in Vevay. Her dad also work in Vevay at a restaurant called Shell's. Sasha was sitting there texting her friend when Stitch walked up to her and said,

"Hi, how are you?"
"I'm fine, what kind of animal are you?" Sasha asked Stitch.

"I'm not an animal, I'm an alien you know like E.T. if he was blue, furry, and four arms," Stitch said and then pulled out his other arms.

"Your cute, wanna watch the play with me," Sasha asked Stitch.

"Sure!" Stitch said.

"Maybe afterwards we go to Shell's to get a bite to eat. My dad works there and he makes the best root beer floats around," Sasha told Stitch which made Stitch perk up like he hadn't in a long time. The room  got dark and the play started. They was play where an adult woman named Annie played by none other than the star of Wicked, Kristin Chenoweth finds out that she is a fan of My Little Pony. She then binge watches the entire show and becomes the neighbor pegasister, but her friends object. This makes Annie very sad until the blue pony named Rainbow Dash talks to her in a dream and tells her it's okay to like was she likes. Annie then realizes that there is nothing to be ashamed of about ponies. After the play ended, Stitch and Sasha both had tears in their eyes.

"Are you crying?" Sasha asked.

"No, okay, maybe A LITTLE," Stitch said and then they walked out of theater with two things on their mind:Kristin Chenoweth and a ride back home. Sasha then said,

"Hold a minute!" and called her mom on her cell phone. She asked her Mom to drive her and her new alien to Shell's. While they waited, Stitch and Sasha talked about all kinds of things,

"So Stitch, what planet are you from?" Sasha asked.

"Hawaii," Stitch said.

"Your joking me right. That's not a planet!" Sasha said to Stitch and they started laughing. After a few more minutes of talking, Sasha's mom, Laura pulled up and they sat down in her car. The seat felt comfy and squishy, just the way Stitch likes it. After a short drive to Shell's, they entered the room and saw the most beautiful restaurant Stitch had ever seen. The walls were decorated with white and red stripes, there was a jutebox in the middle which made it look like something from the 50s, and there were people sitting in seats all over. Stitch, Sasha, and Laura ordered their food and sat in the back. They spent the whole time talking about how awesome Vevay and Hawaii are. Meanwhile, Jumba and Pleakley were at Roxano's talking to each other,

"Do you think Stitch is okay with that girl. I mean she could be evil for all we know," Pleakley said.

"No, I think he's found his new ohana," Jumba said.

The End