Fred and his chicken wife, Camilla were happily married. One day, they were going on a date to see Star Wars:You Don't Know Sith at the theater. On their planet, there are ten Star Wars movies. On the way to the theater Fred saw something scary:two strange fluffy creatures were attacking Jupiter. He looked out the car window and saw Spot and Buckshot, the cats that he had "killed" in the first story were attacking the city. They had somehow grown to giant size, so he flew back down to earth where he saw Matt writing a new story.
"How about a monkey that goes outer space and fights off a bunch of space goblins. No, it sounds too much like Labyrinth. I already ripped off Rio with that awful Bird Who's Afraid of Heights story. I want something fresh and original. I know I'll call Dalton,"
"Hey, Dalton. Do you have any story ideas?" Matt asked. Then Fred knocked on his door,
"Matt, I need your help!" Fred said.
"Ummm, I gotta go Dalton. An alien just came into my room,"
"Really, a real alien. Could I come over and see him?"
"No wait----"
"I'll be right over!" Dalton said.
"Matt, you must come to my planet. Your cats have come from another dimension and have somehow grown into giants. Help me Matthew Doyle, your my only hope!" Fred said.
"Okay, Fred. But first, I think my friend, Dalton really wants to meet you,".
A few minutes later, a car pulled into the driveway, it was Dalton's dad dropping him off. Dalton then walked into Matt's room saw Fred and said,
"Oh my goodness. A real alien. That's so weird!"
"Yeah strange things happen all the time here. Like when I had Brian Griffin and Gabi the frog sleep in my room or when I was the last man on Earth, married this girl, and then all of a sudden everybody came back. I guess whoever's writing just doesn't understand canon,' Matt said.
"Now you must come to space and save us from these cat monsters," Fred said and they went into a spaceship and flew all the way to Fred's planet. Before they fought the monster, they stopped at an alien taco restaurant. When Fred introduced eggs to their planet, people food became the main thing aliens eat. At the restaurant, they saw a giant dragon named Smoog.
"Oh my goodness, I remember you from the King of Dragons. Would you like to help us defeat these cats?"
"Yes, me and my army is here to help you,"
The army was made up of Smoog, Gonzo, Stitch, a Yip-Yip, Roger, The Hoobs, ALF, and Joss Whedon. I know he's not an alien but he created Firefly, so he knows a lot about outerspace.
Then they went out and saw that the whole alien city was destroyed by Spot and Buckshot. All of the buildings were destroyed, the city was ruins, and everything was messed up. Smoog said,
"I'm sorry but I think everybody on Jupiter is gone. Now excuse me, while I go back to my own story,"
"No, your staying here. It's highly possible that Fred is not the last of his kind, because I am not writing another Last Man on Earth story," Matt said.
"No, your staying here. It's highly possible that Fred is not the last of his kind, because I am not writing another Last Man on Earth story," Matt said.
"Yeah, they're probably hiding at the Alien Zoo," Dalton said.
"Dalton, your genius is showing," Matt told Dalton.
He then covered his pants and said
"Where?"
Then they went to the zoo and saw all the little creatures from Fred's planet.
"What are you all doing here?" Matt asked.
"Hiding from those giant creatures," King Glork said as he was reading a Superdogs comic.
"We will defeat those creatures," Dalton said.
"But how?" King Glork asked.
"Their too damn big!"
But then Matt had an idea.
"Fred, it was your laser that zapped them to this dimension, right?"
"Yes," Fred said.
"Then quick give me your laser," Matt asked Fred as Fred handed Matt his laser and he zapped the cats which turned them back into cute little kittens.
"Awh, they're so cute," King Glork exclaimed.
"And now for saving our planet, I am going to make you king of Jupiter," Glork told Fred and then Matt and Dalton said good-bye to Fred, took the cats, and went back home to Earth.
The End
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