My Own Clarence Episode

One Sunday afternoon, Clarence, Sumo, and Jeff were going to the movies. Clarence's Mom thought they were seeing a kid's movie called The Adventures of Nutty Squirrel, but they were actually seeing the R-rated horror film The Legend of the Pumpkin Man.
Clarence walked up to the lady at the desk and said, "Two tickets to Legend of the Pumpkin Man, please. I hear it's really scary and bloody!"
"Sorry, you have to be 18 to see this movie," she said.
They thought about it for a minute and Clarence and his friends decided they would dress up as old men so they could be allowed into the movie. So they rode their bikes to the costume store down the street, bought some old man makeup and clothes and walked back into the movie theater.
"Hi, my name is Mr. Oldguy. Me and my buddies from the Retirement Home would like to see the Legend of the Pumpkin Man," Clarence told the lady in his old man voice.
"Sure, here's three tickets. Knock yourself out!" the lady said, and Sumo punched himself in the face.
"I don't think she meant it literally," Jeff told Sumo. After that, they bought some popcorn with the money his Mom gave them and went into the movie. After the first five minutes, Clarence whispered, "This isn't all that scary!" Until the pumpkin started killing everybody. Clarence, Sumo, and Jeff were so scared, but they made through the end of the movie, but with only one eye open.
"Wow, that movie was disturbing!" Jeff told Clarence.
"Yeah, I know. I don't think our good president George W. Bush should allow movies like that," Clarence said.
"That was the scariest thing I've seen since I had to shave my Dad's hairy back. I had nightmares for weeks after seeing that, " Sumo said.
That night, Clarence had a terrible nightmare that the Pumpkin Man was chasing after him trying to kill him. But then he woke up and realized it was all a dream. The next day in class, Clarence asked Jeff if he hard time sleeping that night.
"Yeah, I spent the whole night having nightmares," Jeff replied.
"Same here!" Sumo said.
Little did they know that, Belson overheard them talking, so he decided to play a prank on them. After school, he went to the same costume store that they went to and bought a pumpkin mask, a fake chainsaw, and a black robe. He looked just like the Pumpkin Man.
Clarence and Jeff were at Sumo's house and they heard what sounded like an evil laugh.
"Umm, Clarence. There's something behind you," Jeff said. Clarence looked over his shoulder, only to someone in a pumpkin mask behind him.
"AAHHHHH! It's the Pumpkin Man!" Clarence screamed as he was being chased with the fake chainsaw.
"Wow, I thought that was all a movie. I didn't know the Pumpkin Man was real," Sumo said.
"Neither did I. What if I called the principal to help us," and he dialed the principal's number on his phone.
"Yes, hello, it's me Clarence. There's a monster out to get me!" he said.
"Don't worry. I'll be there as fast as I can," the principal said back.
Just as the Pumpkin Man was about to get them, the principal showed up and took his mask off. It was Belson!
Belson said, "And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
They all started to laugh like they do at the end of sitcoms before the credits start.

The End