A long time ago in a fantasy world not too far away, there lived a goblin named Jim who was not like other goblins. Pretty much every goblin wanted to grow up and be scary, but Jim wanted to be a puppeteer. Jim went to Goblin School where you were taught how to be scary, it was kind of like the movie Monsters University. So one day, he brought a Kermit puppet to school and in the middle of class, he started talking to it just to make his classmates laugh.
"Really Jim, talking to puppets. Your so lame," one of his classmates said.
"Yeah, you might as well just start playing with dolls," another goblin said.
Jim's feelings were really hurt. He didn't even want to eat lunch because he was so depressed. At recess, he was sitting under a tree when all of a sudden, he noticed something. It was a business card for Willy the Wizard's Magic Dome. The card said "I will grant your any wish for $25 dollars,". Even though that was a bit expensive for one wish, he had an idea. So Jim rode his bike all the way to Willy's Magic Dome and brought Kermit with him.
"I would like you to bring this Muppet to life," Jim said.
"Are you sure you want to do this? My magic can be dangerous. It could turn the planets into vegetables, it could turn unicorns into unicorn on the cob, it could make it where I literally AM Groot," he told Jim.
"Yes, I'm sure. Now could you please grant my wish?" he said.
"Okay, then. A-la peanut butter sandwiches!" the wizard said and Kermit jumped to life.
"Hi-Ho. Kermit the frog here" the Muppet spoke.
Jim was so excited that he could finally show his classmates how awesome a puppet could be. So he went to a clothes store across the street and brought a leather jacket and sunglasses for Kermit to make him look cool.
As soon as Jim got to school the next day, Kermit walked up to a girl and said.
"You must be a parking ticket, 'cause you've got fine written all over you"
The girl goblin giggled and said "My name is Jewell. Your cute,".
Then at lunch, Jim realised something, everybody was paying attention to Kermit and nobody cared about him. Kermit sat at a table with all the cool kids telling them funny jokes while Jim just sat there eating peanut butter and jelly all alone. At recess, Jim and Kermit started arguing.
"You are the worst puppet ever!" Jim said.
"Everybody cares about you and not me. I wish I never brought you to life,"
Then Kermit's eyes turned red and he grumbled in a very creepy tone
"Must kill, must kill!"
And Kermit started beating Jim up. Kids surrounded them chanting
"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
Then just as Kermit was about to finish Jim off, a strange figure came and tossed Kermit across the playground. It was Willy the Wizard.
"You see what I mean by, my wishes can be dangerous," Willy said as he turned Kermit back into a regular Muppet.
"Yes, I do. Now what are we going to do with Kermit?" Jim asked.
"I know just the place to put him," Willy said hapilly. So the next day they put him on a plane flying all the way to America where he landed on a tall, bearded man named Jim Henson's doorstep.
"What is this thing?" Jim asked.
"Wait a sec, this gives me an idea. I could use this frog for a half-hour variety show," Jim said and everything else was history.
The End.
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